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A conscience hurts when everything else feels good
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who has never learned to walk.
A cult is a religion with no political power
A cynic is a man who looks around for a coffin when he smells flowers
A diet is when you have to go to some length to change your width.
A dime is a dollar with all the taxes taken out.
A diplomat is man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age.
A dream-house requires no building permit
A dress that makes a girl look slim often makes others look 'round.
A falling tool comes so down as to inflict as much damage as possible