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The best performance improvement is the transition from the nonworking state to the working state. (J. Osterhout)
The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late. (Seymour Cray)
Don’t worry if it doesn’t work right. If everything did, you’d be out of a job. (Mosher’s Law of Software Engineering)
A "Bobbit" snowstorm: About 4 inches on the ground
A "No Frills" Airline,,,All the insurance machines in the terminal are sold out.
A "user friendly" program doesn't have a 600 page manual!
A .22 caliber intellect in a .357 Magnum world
A .GIF is worth a thousand .TXT's.
A "No Frills" Airline,,,All the planes have both a bathroom and a chapel.
A BAD day's fishing STILL beats a GOOD day at work!