Quotes, aphorisms, famous sentences
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God chose our relatives, Thankfully, we can pick our friends.
God created Adam & Eve, NOT Adam and STEVE!
JESUS SAVES (By clipping coupons and shopping wisely)
God forbid anything should be easy. - Hawkeye Pierce
JESUS SAVES (but Norton does backups).
Call your imaginary friend God, they think you're normal!
God invented dogs to give cats something to laugh at!
JESUS SAVES SINNERS! (He must have a lot by now).
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire
Has not religion claimed a patent on creation for all these millennia? - The Tleilaxu Question