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A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer.
A foot is a device for finding furniture in the dark.
A friend advises in his interest, not yours
A full bladder is the best alarm clock in the world.
A garden is a thing of beauty, and a job forever
A gentle heart is tied with an easy thread
A gift to the wife often accompanies a weak alibi
A girl who pays a lot for a bathing suit often has little to show for it
A "No Frills" Airline,,,You ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he says, "Just once."