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Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. Mark Twain
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. Mark Twain
Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. Mark Twain
Only he who has seen better days and lives to see better days again knows their full value. Mark Twain
Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we. Mark Twain
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. Mark Twain
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. Mark Twain
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. Mark Twain
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. Mark Twain
Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed. Mark Twain
